Posted by: James St. James contact

No Green Lantern Suit for Ryan Rynolds?

Um, that was they only reason I was going to see the damn movie, guys! Green Lantern is the sexiest superhero OF ALL TIME, and it was his costume that turned me gay confirmed that I was gay. This is an EXTREMELY bad move on the part of the costume designer, Ngila Dickson, who doesn't seem to realize how excited both gay Green Lantern fans and gay Ryan Reynolds fans were to see the famous Hal Jordan bulge. As of now, it's going to be COMPUTER GENERATED. YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! "[Ngila] was tasked with trying to find a way to do something that stands apart from all of the other superheroes' spandex suit designs we’ve seen in the past. Honestly, isn’t the look becoming overused? [JSJ note: HELL NO!] Remember, the Green Lantern suit is something that should look alien — it needs to seem other worldly." How dull. And completely missing the point of why most of us love superhero movies. I think I might have to skip this one now. Sigh. And I was so looking forward to it! I urge all homos to at least SAY they are boycotting this movie in an urgent bid to REINSTATE RYAN'S SPANDEX (via Slash Film)



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