Posted by: James St. James contact

I know I'm getting old when...

I thought Flo Rider was a woman. Possibly THIS woman.

Don't know whether iCarly is a person or a thing or possibly a meme?

Still couldn't tell you what a meme is.

I'm so old, my masturbatory fantasies no longer include me in any of the scenarios.

I've given up trying to tell Selena Gomez from Demi Lovato.

I still consider Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to be "Young Hollywood."

I find MTV's Silent Library completely pointless. 

I do not have room in my life for Life, Unexpected or any other sappy CW show. I'm still smarting over the cancellation of Everwood.

After a hard day at work, I listen to Lite FM on the ride home

What in the bloody fuck is Aqua Teen Hunger Force about? What is the back story? Is there any context for them at all? Why would THE ENTIRE box of fries be sentient? It's composed of INDIVIDUAL french fries, so why wouldn't EACH ONE be alive?

I tend to shout at the TV a lot. 

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