Posted by: James St. James contact

We got Joe Jonas peen print, people!

My God, it's as if he were working out in the NUDE! That's how clear the penile imprint on his shorts is! And it's a cute little nugget, isn't it? A right mouthful! And if you look REEEEEEAL close you can ACTUALLY SEE his individual pubic hairs pushing against the fabric! No really! You have to get RIGHT UP ONTO the monitor, like I'm doing now, and you'll TOTALLY see them! Now, the second picture CLEARLY shows the length and girth of his unit, amiright? Again, you have to get up REAL CLOSE. But I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. And hey, and while we're here, let's hear it for that cute belly button! And that milky white skin! No melanoma in HIS future! And how lucky is that ankle-grabber, hmmm? Now THERE'S a job I'd like to have. Joe Jonas ankle-grabber! (Pics via LA Rag Mag)

One final shot after the jump.

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