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Tune For Today

Sunday, April 04, 2010 05:36 PM

tags: Dear God Please Help Me, Marianne Faithfull, Morrissey, Music, The Undeniable Sexiness of Asexual Closet Cases Getting Handjobs in Rome, Tune for Today

Marianne Faithfull has had a lot of plastic surgery. But I love her. A couple of years ago I fucked off in the middle of the work day to meet her at Borders in Leicester Square. "Marianne Faithfull, once in a lifetime experience....this mailout can wait!" It was worth it! Marianne is a star. There is something undeniably compelling about her. She has the "it" quality. She commands the room. I was a bit off put by her fillers in this clip." Lemme see those lines, baby!" Still, "Dear God, Please Help Me" is one of my favourite Morrissey tracks and a truly underrated song. I'm so happy she covered it. You know the song...on Ringleader of the Tormentors...the one you masturbated to thinking about Morrissey ending his asexual streak over a hot Italian boy lover and being so awkward but getting hard and then getting a hand job. Oh. You didn't. Fuck. Well, you should. Got me really hot and electrically bothered in 2007-2008.