"Sometimes I feel I've got to go-a-shit. I've got to cleanse my hole ...This 2-ply roll I'm given. Isn't rough , no anal fissures... This industrial roll I'm given.... Is as good as a park bathroom can give me....Once I ran to you...With travel diarrhea...Now I squat with you.... This Sofcell toliet paper you give me ...Is all the park department can give me..Rip on the job and that's not nearly all...Tainted Shove...Oh wipe me please, I can't let it shred in my crease."
I need to go out now. The parrot is laughing like a witch. (t/y London Cleaning Solutions)