Posted by: James St. James contact

Breaking news: Michael Kors has terrifying bellybutton, still manages to attract cute boyfriend

What? You need more copy? Just look at the freakin' picture! I got nothing to say but HOLY CRAP, Y'ALL! Shouldn't he get that thing checked out? Shit is CRAZY, yo. True story: My mother had her belly button removed when she was a child (she keeps it in a jar in the kitchen). I'm wondering if Michael ought to look into that proceedure. It's called a bellybuttonectomy. (I'm making that up. Possibly.) ALSO: I guarantee THIS IS ALL YOU WILL BE TALKING ABOUT ALL DAY! (via Gawker)



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