At 10:04 AM, this past Saturday morning, a lowly onion ring surpassed tween fan sensation Justin Bieber in the number of Facebook fans it has accumulated. Now standing at an incredible 2,195,998 admirerers, the unstoppable onion side dish has also beaten Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. Says the excited owner of said ring: "WE HAVE DONE IT!!!! I Cannot believe that together we have defeated Justin Bieber with The Mighty Onion Ring! This group is MASSIVE!...Its on the News!...Its on the Radio!....It has happened!...Together we have all done it!!...Invite anyone that is not already in the group to celebrate this MASSIVE achievement.....ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ONION RING!...Stay Tuned!!!!!"