Posted by: James St. James contact

World's 5th most successful male model is my kind of guy

OMG, I THINK I'M IN LOVE! When top model Nick Snider, 21, was busted for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct in Batesville, Arkansas he first told the authorities, "I am a very famous male model." (Which just WORKS WONDERS in that part of the country.) Then, as he was being driven to jail, he said to Deputy Brian Leutschwager, "If you stop I'll suck your dick and balls if you let me go. " LOVE THAT! Kids today, huh? Once he got to the county lockup he repeated his offer to everyone there, including the booking officer and the jailor. They all SAY they respectfully declined. I have my doubts. But, omg, I TOTALLY want to party with this dude. Of course we've always suspected this is how male models get jobs, but apparently "I'll suck your dick and balls" just becomes the default conversational gambit for them after awhile, huh? (via The Smoking Gun)



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