Posted by: James St. James contact

TIMBER! (Justin's got wood)

Justin Timberlake has a boner in this undated clip. Don't believe it? Watch it over and over and over (and OVER and OVER) again, in slow motion, fast motion, in real time, and from various angles. More scrutinized than the Zapruder video. THIS is why the internet was invented! (And I've always heard his peen was practically microscopic, so this is a pleasant surprise. What do you think? Would you do him? Or is he such a d-bag it's not worth the effort?) Also: Watch him grab his trousersnake here, here, and here. (And just because I was researching celebrity bulges, here's a healthy Tom Welling bulge from Smallville season 2. And... I just spent an hour and half looking a bulges. Can I go home now?) (via Tabloid Prodigy)



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