Posted by: James St. James contact

A buncha white chicks sitting around talking

"Get thee to a nunnery tanning booth" screams Whatevs (dor org). And clearly these Hollywood up-and-comers have NOT gotten the message: Jersey Shore Orange is IN; pale and delicate flowers are OUT. And even if that wasn't the case, I'm finding these "NEXT BIG THING" covers of Annie Lebovitz's increasingly tiresome. As Gawker points out, "for every Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock or even Sienna Miller (that makes it onto the cover these issues) there is a Alison Elliot, Gretchen Mol, Monica Potter, Marley Shelton, Sarah Wynter or Alison Lohman... So should we even bother learning their names?" And DON'T GET ME STARTED on Annie, with her "groups of threes" photoshopped together. BITCH NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!



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