Posted by: James St. James contact

I'd still hit it, of course

After his genitals were scalded on the set of the upcoming Eagle of the Ninth, Details magazine reports that: "Channing Tatum's penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that's been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it's painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it. Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan--that's what everyone calls him--does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener." For the record: I do not have a problem with that AT ALL. Bring on the scarred hot dog! (via HuffPo)



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