Where were you yesterday afternoon when a million housewives' heads exploded, as "KISH" finally hit the sheets on One Life to Live? While I have not always been on board with the handling of this story (after being fag-bashed, you made Nick a bad guy? Really?), there is no denying that HISTORY WAS MADE in one incredibly satisfying scene. There was no sugarcoating what happened here. No sir. Kyle got his ass PLOWED. God bless the Powers That Be at ABC for treating it like every other sex scene, and not letting the camera coyly settle on the candle flames and then fade to black. Watching it just now, my mouth was agape as I tried to imagine my 12-year-old self watching this. WOW. Just WOW. And to do this DURING CHRISTMAS VACATION when THE KIDS ARE AT HOME! I love it! What a great way to cap off the year!