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Monday, November 23, 2009 05:44 AM

tags: 24 , Chastity Belt, Fashion, GPS Knickers, GPS Underwear, Just like clothing shop tags

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GPS Knickers - new from Brazil. The Mail is rabbiting on all about "chastity belts and feminism." Big surprise, I'm thinking more about covert strategy and vice.

Better Ways To Use TO GPS Knickers: 1. Convince your partner she is, in fact, Jack Bauer and you need to be rescued from the Terrorist Ring in the park across town. 2. Make sure the workers in your brothel are safe and sound and not running to Dolce & Gabanna with the earnings. 3. Prevent the Fritzl-type man "doing home improvements" from stealing your daughter. 4. If you dress in drag and have a confidante/chat buddy, make your wife wear them so you'll be able to know when to put the robe on. 5. Make sure your sex slave isn't spending too much time in the loo at work with the lipstick vibe and therefore invalidating the "saving herself for master" pact.

"Baby, you can drive my car. Yes, I'm gonna be a star. You can GPS track my knickers from afar. Beep. Beep. Oh yeah."