Steven Sims:
Steven is now driving a ridiculously large truck. What does this mean? I'll be wearing a cowboy hat all weekend.

Blake Jacobs:
Blake Big Brother isn't on until 10pm because of PREseason football shit? What kind of fuckery is this?

Tom Campbell:
Tom must see piranha 3d.

Michael Lucid:
Michael click here.

James St. James:
James Homo madness in Hollywood right now! They're barebacking in the streets!

Ed Magana:
Ed Thanks to everybody for your birthday greetings......They really made my day!!!!!

Stephen Saban:
Stephen loves you all.

Thairin:
Thairin Angelyne and I going to the Eagle and Faultline tonight. See u there.

Fenton Bailey:
Fenton piranha 3D was actually quite good.

Tom Wolf:
Tom "who do you want to have sex with? Is it me?"

Aurora :
The difference between tasteful madness and criminal insanity really boils down to fabric and tailoring.