It's an old-fashioned jerk-off today, as Mark Selling, the bully from Glee, faces off against reality douchebag Brody Jenner. Now remember: Nobody's expecting you to fall in love with either one of them. You aren't even going on a date with them. It's just sex. You can kick them out of bed before breakfast, if you feel like it. And with Brody Jenner, I think you'd probably want to kick him out even as you were, um, climaxing. He's that vile. But there's no denying he is one helluva pretty boy, right? So how low will you sink for a piece of hot, nasty meat? And do "mean boys" turn you on? As always, leave your answers in the comment section.