Posted by: Tom G contact

Sugababes or Artificial Sweetener?

I imagine you kids in the States have no clue who the Sugababes are, but fuck it, I gotta rip on this.

The group was formed in 1998 by original members Keisha Buchanan, Mutya Buena, and Siobhan Donaghy... then Siobhan left due to fighting.

Siobhan was replaced by Heidi Range... middle-class white girl traded for middle-class white girl.

Then Mutya left due to fighting.

Mutya was replaced by Amelle Berabah... slightly streetwise coffee-coloured girl replaced by slightly streetwise coffee-coloured girl.

Now... Keisha's left, wait for it, due to fighting... Keisha has been INSTANTLY (within fucking minutes!!!) replaced by Jade Ewen. Musical figurehead black girl replaced by musical figurehead black girl.

If you squint your eyes you can hardly tell.

They are completely different bands for christ's sake!! 

It's brilliant, we never have to have new bands EVER, we can just replace the members and keep the name.

From now on I'm just telling people I'm in The Beatles. It's not a tribute band, I'm actually in The Beatles. KICKASS!

Utter madness.

It's like Donnie Walhberg reforming NKOTB out of new people and then just not being in it.

Actually that could work, fucking love "Hangin' Tough." That song is the bomb!

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