Posted by: James St. James contact

M'lady's handbag

While everybody else was making a fuss over little Suri's fuck-me pumps – Is she too young? What kind of message is she sending? Is it dangerous? Bad for her arches? – I was going gaga for that ADORABLE clam-shaped handbag with the pricey mother-of-pearl inlay. And the pink handle! Perfection! So elegant! So evening! Yet perfect for daytime, as well! Everything she touches just seems so swellegant! She is our baby Babe Paley, isn't she? And then there's that faggy limp-wristed pose and snotty expression on her face! IS THERE ANYTHING THIS GIRL DOESN'T GET RIGHT? Oh, she is marvelous! Truly the Great White Hope of our generation!



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