Posted by: James St. James contact

Billionaire sex offender has 'enormous egg-shaped penis.' Discuss

I've come across a lot of crazy penises in my day. I've seen 'em spotty, lumpy, misshapen, veering sharply off to left and right angles... I once knew a guy who had a hole in his foreskin, where the doctor slipped during his circumcision, and we would put a straw through it and use it like a cigarette holder to do blow off his stomach. But this "enormous, egg-shaped penis" is a new one on me. This guy, Jeffrey Epstein, might be a complete scumbag sex offender, but I'm thinking his punishment should be to stand in the middle of the town square, naked and erect, and let all of us laugh and throw rocks at his "enormous egg-shaped penis." Cruel & unusual punishment? I say, cruel and kind of hot!  (via Gawker)



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