Shrinks in the Cold
Thursday, September 17, 2009 04:05 AM
Hey Alaska! You have a small penis!
This questionably unscientific study at Manhunt.com says that Alaskan johnsons (so so close to Levi Johnston)... are smaller on average than those in other states.
Stupid Alaska, go back to your smelly igloos.
Oh, Bristol Palin... if you're reading this, call me! (obviously as long as everything downstairs is back in order... I imagine it looked like a rusty car wash for a while back there).