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Need a Lift?

Thursday, September 17, 2009 03:33 AM

If your self-esteem is lagging a little today then head over to People of Walmart for a little boost.

We don't have Walmart here in the UK but from what I can gather it's a magical dreamlike place where the wretched and the weak go to buy poorly produced products in bulk.

When I was back in New Zealand there was a specific supermarket that I would go to especially because all the scummy smelly people shopped there (it was hella cheap...).

I only did it as every time I left there I felt handsome and dashing. Being the only person in the building with clean clothes and a full set of teeth just put me on top of the world...God bless the plebs, for they make my light shine that much brighter.