Long Live Queen Lisa!
Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:25 AM
The very talented and provocative Lisa Lampanelli has a new book out! It's called Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks. It details her love of black cock and black forest cake.
The book is available on Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk.
If you aren't familiar with Lisa, she is really the most politically incorrect insult comic around. Here are some classic Lisa quotes:
"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina."
"Hitler got more laughs than Jimmy Kimmel and he did it without Jewish writers."
"Betty White is so old that on her first game show ever, the first prize was fire."
Lisa recently did something on the Jack E. Jett Show and I thought I had gone to fagged-out comedy heaven when I heard it. This is the kind of shit we need in the media. Gives me hope for the future.