Posted by: James St. James contact

cute monster is beaten to death by unruly teenage gang. I am not surprised

A large sea monster, or possibly a space alien, or maybe a giant, bald sloth, crawled out of a cave in Panama, and tried to play with a group of teenagers on the beach. Teenagers being what they are these days, took sticks and bats and beat it to death, then left its hairless, rubbery body in a shallow pool of water. What a shame. I blame Kanye West, Chris Brown, Serena Williams, and Joe Wilson. When, oh when, will civility return the world? Whither decency and good manners? If these teenagers had been brought up with a healthy respect for others, we might have been able to learn the mysteries of the universe from this wayward ET. As it stands, scientists have no idea what the golem wanted, why he was in the cave in the first place, or if he would have eaten the teenagers or maybe just played a crackerjack third base. Where is Miss Manners when you need her? (via Gawker)



| E-Mail