Posted by: James St. James contact

Forget Eharmony!

The only REAL men were back in the '80s. This vintage video dating service features dozens humpy dudes looking for love. You will thrill to their fashion-forward pornstaches, feathered hairdos, and sweet, sweet, sweater style. If you were foxy and liked to have fun, this site was for you. But please: No fatties, no hamsters, no smokers, dopers, or "Donna Juanitas." And ESPECIALLY no big, overgrown monsters who are always thinking about food. PS – Can you guess the one I'm in love with?  (via the Daily What)

Answer after the jump. 

the soft-spoken "fashion photographer," of course!

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