Posted by: James St. James contact

they looked better then

I'm totally loving both Renee Zellweger and Mariah Carey's hair in these old high school photos. The amount of effort that probably went into both 'dos is staggering. How many hundreds of hours and gallons on Aquanet were spent on them? I knew girls in school who got up at 4 AM to achieve maximum volume and bang height. I am positive Renee was one of them. Look at the steely determination in her eyes. And not a hint of "the squint"! That is one rich-bitch cheerleader who will "accidentally" burn you with her curling iron for space in the school bathroom mirror.  Mariah, on the other hand, looks like one of those poor, unpopular stoner girls who covers the smell of her cigarette smoking with Loves Baby Soft and Denteyne, and probably got burnt by Renee's curling iron. A lot. (via Buzzfeed)



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