Big Brother 11 couldn't have come to a better end last night. At least for us. After 73 days of isolated encampment in the super sterile but eye-blindingly wacky environment of the Big Brother house cum TV studio, the steadfastly adorable, slightly scatterbrained southern girl, Jordan Lloyd, who barely knew how to tell time, won the $500,000 grand prize for sheer perseverance, and her housemate-boyfriend, the oh-my-god Jeff Schroeder, got a check for $25,000 simply because the viewers loved him. Sigh. After the confetti and champagne and insincere hug-fest, BB host Julie Chen engaged Jordan in a chat for CBS' The Early Show.