Posted by: Tom G contact

Distressing Shoes

Sometimes I think I get fashion, and then I realise I'll never be rich or dumb enough to truly involve myself in the world of designer threads.

I always get my mother's voice in my head saying. "How much!?!... No, you'll only ruin them."

So with that in mind, I stumbled upon these sneakers by Golden Goose.

They are "Distressed," which apparently in this case means "Already a bit fucked"... Oh and they're $500, which now makes me a touch distressed.

...And they're sold out (distressed even further).

But seriously, is this the path we're going down? That everyone is clamoring to look like tramps? Apparently so, since I kinda want some.

What happened to looking dapper? Why can't Justin Timberlake bring that back instead?

I'm gonna buy a cravat, screw you guys.

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