Posted by: James St. James contact

Mary J. Blige is awkward and arhythmic

I'm just going to say it: The current Queen of Soul HAS NONE. She can't dance. She can't move. Hell, she can't even walk in this AT&T commercial! She's a heffalump! I get that she's butch diva and all that, and not one to slink or glide, but shouldn't the director have taken her aside and told her to stop galumphing about like a retarded walrus? She's only slightly better in the official video version of the song. But she still reminds me of THIS.



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