The takeaway story from the Michael Jackson funeral? After a lifetime of keeping people waiting ON HER, Liz Taylor was kept waiting IN THE HOT SUN, for MJ's family to arrive, for HOURS! Oh ha ha ha ha. According to the Huffington Post: "The Jackson family's tardy arrival delayed the service for nearly two hours; no explanation was given to mourners. The invitation notice indicated the service would begin promptly at 7 p.m.; it began closer to 8:30.
The 77-year-old Taylor and others were left waiting in the late summer heat, with the temperature stuck at 90 degrees just before sunset, and some mourners fanned themselves with programs for the service." Paybacks a bitch, lady. I bet Michael left instructions to do that, just to piss her off. He was such an imp, you know.