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Future Fashion

In the near future – when the H1M1 virus has brought the world to the very brink of annihilation – turtlenecks will be all the rage for men! In festive colors, of course! So predicts French designer Romain Kemer, who showed his latest fashions at the 080 Barcelona Fashion Week. Hey, it makes sense to me. Potentially life-saving luxury items are going to be everywhere. I've been predicting that the designer hand sanitizer market is going to explode due to hepcat 'fraidycats, for months now. And these extra-long turtlenecks looks swell AND guard your face from horrible, life-threatening flu bugs. So stock up now before the roving bands of mutant zombie road warriors get them!



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