Last week, I showed you some studded Louboutin shoes that left me gasping for air. This week, I splooged all over Madonna's studded Balmain dress. Not since the '80s has fetish-wear has gotten me this excited. On the left is a prickly pair of pumps. Not quite as refined as the Louboutins, I know. And more DIY than dangerous. But still VERY HOT. On the right is a meat tenderizing ring made by Ken Goldman. There's a "knuckle sandwich" joke in there somewhere, or a "made for pounding meatheads" quip to be had, but I'm having a hard day, so you'll have to come up with it yourself.