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What to wear when trying to convince the world you aren't a monster

Powder blue is a must, of course. It reminds you of your granny, who prefers ribbon candy to beating bitches. And bow ties connote intelligence (i.e. "nerdish," therefore "weak"), youth (i.e. "innocence"), and wearing your Sunday best (i.e. "respect" and "religiousness"). So a powder blue bow tie/sweater combo OBVIOUSLY means that Chris Brown is a good boy. And JUST LOOK AT THAT CUTE FACE! Don't you just want to squeeze those little cheeks? See? It worked! He's no longer a horrible douchebag! YAY, CHRIS!



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