Well, it's evident now that the Yeti does exist. He hangs in Poland and he has an eye for the ladies. On one occasion he was caught spying on teenager Justyna Folger taking a swim on a camping trip. And another time he was videotaped by 27-year-old Piotr Kowalski who was taking a walking trip in the Tatra mountains. Kowalski says the "huge ape-like form" was hiding behind some rocks and made a convincing impression. Kowalski gave his tape, which is posted here, to the Nautilus Foundation that investigates the paranormal and cryptozoology. "The film clearly shows 'something' that moves on two legs and is bigger than a normal man," said the president of the Foundation.
"But because the camera shakes so much it is difficult to say what it is exactly. We need to go to the site and see what traces, if any, were left." By "traces," we assume he means poo.