Posted by: James St. James contact

The countdown until you can tinker with Taylor

How many days, hours, and minutes are there now until Twilight star Taylor Lautner becomes legal? Glad you asked. Here is the official countdown clock, my fellow pervs. Although, I must admit I still have my reservations about what's happening to this kid. I don't think his being ordered to bulk up to keep the roll of Jacob sends a very good message. I'm sure the poor kid's feelings of self-worth are now entirely tied to his Body Mass Index. And I am CONVINCED the producers put the once-slender teen on steroids to bulk up. It's going to be Judy Garland all over again. Up and down. Up and down. And the sad thing is, he was a good actor BEFORE he became this hulking heartthrob. He would have had a career anyway. I LOVED Sharkboy and Lavagirl. But then I'm a perv. So let's all just count down the days together, and ignore the tragedy in the making here. It's what we do best. Sigh.



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