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Blah Blah Karma... threatens one-legged & widely hated woman

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 04:28 AM

tags: British Intelligence, Disturbia, Gypsy Curse, Heather Mills

She's been off the radar for a bit whilst opening her new vegan cafe on the south coast of England, but mad-as-a-big-pile-of-purple, former Beatle botherer, Ms Heather mills is once again endearing herself to the world's gossip press.

According to the cheeky chaps at Holy Moly, Ms Mills (not McCartney) is now threatening journalists with cancer and death!

Bitchface.

They've quoted her as saying: "The truth always outs in the end –no-one gets away with those things. Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they've got cancer, or they've had a tumour, or they've died. And it's terrible for them, but they've done really evil things. I truly believe things come back round."

I mean... Christ on a high horse! Who the f*ck does this woman think she is? God has got her back apparently... one would also hope he's looking after her leg.

When I go from cancer I'd like to state right now that it's probably from smoking 20-a-day, as opposed to the wobbly witch of Eastbourne cursing my cute ass.

Jog on Mills.

I still would though.