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• The biological father of Michael Jackson's children, Prince and Paris, is dermatologist Arnold Klein, former boss of Debbie Rowe. Klein and Rowe signed an agreement to never reveal the truth. So much for agreements. Meanwhile, Jackson never adopted any of them.

• Suddenly, Chris Kattan is back. 

• Nicky Hilton and boyfriend David Katzenberg spent Saturday night laughing at people who couldn't get past the doorman at the Lily Pond club in East Hampton.

• Drea(m) job. Sopranos favorite Drea de Matteo to fill hole left by Nicollette Sheridan's abrupt departure from Desperate Housewives.

• Hardcore Jackson fans are committing suicide.  

• Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay have signed a two-year contract with Law and Order: SVU that raises their salary from $375,000 an ep to just under $400,000. 

• The yearlong romance between Kellie Picker and Kid Rock is "the worst-kept secret in Nashville."

• Chris Brown's recent dust-up with his girlfriend was deemed too unsavory a past for him to join the BET Awards' tribute to Michael Jackson, and his comeback performance was yanked at the last minute.

• Catfight! Anna Kournikova got scratched up when she fought a woman who threw a drink in her face at Lavo in Las Vegas. 

• Simon Cowell has been offered $144 million – four times his current salary – to stay a "judge" on American Idol after his contract expires next May. 

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