Mariah kicked off the holiday weekend in sloppy style on GMA this morning.
Let’s follow her lead and swear into a microphone, reveal our boobs on live TV and try to hit the high notes (even though there ain’t a chance in hell we’re gonna hit the high notes). Watch all the train wreck highlights on Gawker.
Let’s be honest, she did all that so you’d remember that if your weekend doesn’t include her new single #Beautiful you’re doing it wrong.
And for those Lambs out there, take a trip down memory lane with Josh Peace‘s EPIC all-vinyl 1999 DJ mix of Mariah’s ’90s house classics. Prepare for Kelly Price backup vocal HEAVEN. And remember that pan-flute breakdown in David Morales‘ remix of “Butterfly”? It’s in here! Download the 60-minute set that will make your Memorial Day party a hit!
“After crawling away and reconstructing his face using Los Pollos Hermanos chicken batter, Gus teams with the Tortoise carrying the severed head, and together they murder Jesse at his ‘Yo Bitch’ Yogurt for Women shop, while Walt flees to a remote island where he beats cancer, only to be eaten by a shark with cancer. Gus and the Head-Tortoise inherit the car wash, marry, and star in the Breaking Bad spin-off Tortuga and Me.” – Conan O’Brien to Entertainment Weekly on how he thinks the Breaking Bad series will conclude
