Mariah kicked off the holiday weekend in sloppy style on GMA this morning.
Let’s follow her lead and swear into a microphone, reveal our boobs on live TV and try to hit the high notes (even though there ain’t a chance in hell we’re gonna hit the high notes). Watch all the train wreck highlights on Gawker.
Let’s be honest, she did all that so you’d remember that if your weekend doesn’t include her new single #Beautiful you’re doing it wrong.
And for those Lambs out there, take a trip down memory lane with Josh Peace‘s EPIC all-vinyl 1999 DJ mix of Mariah’s ’90s house classics. Prepare for Kelly Price backup vocal HEAVEN. And remember that pan-flute breakdown in David Morales‘ remix of “Butterfly”? It’s in here! Download the 60-minute set that will make your Memorial Day party a hit!